Dear Journal, let me tell you that I met the most infuriating person in my entire life. At first, everything was going completely normal, till somehow I wound up in the middle of this ocean, and met a little girl who was just swimming. She tried to say something to me, but I couldn't hear her, so i swam closer, and when I was close enough she brought up her cat. I was petrified when she said that, becaus eyou know why. Then she apologized and we swam to land, where we met a bunch of other animals.
We got into a caucus race, but it really wasn't much of a race since everyone started when they wanted to and ended when they wanted to. Then the girl brought up her cat again, and she asked me why I hate cats and I told her the tale of cats and mice. While I was telling it she kept looking at my tail, then I brought up a knot, and she said to let her look at my tail so she could untie it, which infuriated me imensely. After that last insult I left her, quite mad at her. To be honest I hope I never have to see her again. Well, got to go.
Sincerely,
Mouse
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